May 2012
let it be known that throwing your guitar at a spider is not a good death-insuring method.
it always makes me die inside when i hear 13 year old girls screaming Pumped Up Kicks and giggling everywhere about how fantastic they think they are. that song is about a school shooting and you are irrelevant.
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the other night, i was sitting with a few friends in the back of a truck, and these guys drive by and scream “GO HOME NIGGERS!” at us. and i have a few things to say… first off, REALLY DUDES?! REALLY?! it’s 2012. i think it is time to climb down from that racist pedestal that you have made for yourself and slither back in to a hole where you belong. second, how very nice of...
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holy poop, i finally get to sleep. good night! at...
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“Ok fine, i’ll do it. But if i’m gonna do this, then I get your...”
– Liz Lemon
“Anyone can be passionate but it takes real lovers to be silly.”
– Rose Franken (via e-pic)
“It’s not about who you’ve been with, it’s about who you end up with. Sometimes...”
– The Office (via wrists)
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
“I learn a great deal by merely observing you, and letting you talk as long as...”
– T.S. Eliott (via mermaid-4-life)
